Happy Birthday mom. Love you and miss going shopping at 11pm to get Haagen Daaz.
This week was bodacious.
For awhile now I've noticed that kids haven't been in school even though it's not summer vacation yet. We were visiting the Castellanos Family and we asked the kids why they weren't in school. They said PARO. Teachers in Colombia get paid super poorly and theyr'e asking for 50% more. Teachers haven't been showing up for a month. NATIONWIDE. I asked them what they did all day and the kids were like, "i dunno watch movies". So we dropped everything and started teaching times tables and now they have 1-7 memorized.
#paro2017
We visited the Tobon family. They are awesome- used to live in NY. Theyre from Medellin which means they are PAISAS. The dad's job is driving an ambulance and 50% of his job is fight with corrupt police who don't want him to take injured people to the hospital. But he has these super sweet BLOOD PROOF pants with like 80 pockets. I asked him to hook me up-----70K PESOS.
Also some new investigators we have are the Rodriguez family. Alberto Rodriguez is the dad and he was in the military 20 years. He was stationed in Afghanistan and had to get a work visa in Dubai- but has tons of insane stories of seeing drones blow up enemy bases and other stuff. He has a collection of army helmets including an original Nazi helmet. We also shot his guns. Camila is his wife she speaks French and has Anne Franks diary in French- it was sweet.
I'M ALSO NEWLY ADDICTED TO BILLIARDS. We took Castellanos family to play for an fhe and now its my obsession. Also I'm realizing that you can do about anything with an FHE label.
PS -- converted my district to feminism.
PSPS -- ICI C'EST PARIS yep thats right the chona family hooked me up with a Paris saint Germain uniform via their grandma in florida
WE LOVE OUR BREAD
WE LOVE OUR BUTTER
BUT MOST OF ALL
WE LOVE EACH OTHER
in the name of Jesus Christ AMEN
